WHISTLER CONFIDENTIAL

Operation Whistler was a success for Drew, Liza and me despite a harrowing white water rafting trip with jerkoff tour guide who flipped us into a lake of 39 degree water.

Some highlights of the trip:

1. My up-close-and-personal photo shoot with a black bear cub.

2. Liza's sighting of a young woman's shaved cooch in the changing room for the rafting trip.

3. Taking a series of ski lifts up Blackcombe Mountain, affording us dizzying and dazzling views of the region.

4. Tasty feasts of sushi, Mongolian stir-fry concoctions and swell pub grub.

5. A pitstop in Vancouver on the way home, culminating in a cupcake feeding frenzy on a park bench near the beauteous English Bay.

6. Imitating Sissy Spacek's "Dirty Gertie" laugh attack from 3 Women.