HOT FRUIT

Arts writer Stephen Blair invites you into his dreamy lair of films, books and music.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Me and Chicklet

Drew preparing to eat deformed corn

Stained glass vision of Confetta

Photoshop Phrenzy

A Psychedelic Glimpse at the

Blair-McWilliams Family Album

At 12:53 PM, Anonymous said...: While you and Chicklet look as sharp and stylish as a Nikki McClure gift card (see www.buyolympia.com), Drew appears to have gone positively demonic! I'm not sure what disturbs me more: what photoshop did to his arm hairs or to his teeth!

If I were Confetta or Drew I'd stage a We Wanna Cute Photo Too revolt... not unlike the "revolt" of the volunteers reportedly taking place at my place of work, which must remain anonymous so I don't further the revolters' cause. Ordinarily I'd be on the side of the workers, but in this case they seek not solidarity with staff but rather a sniffity step up: they want to eat the fancy food of paying guests at an upcoming fundraiser, not the staff and volunteer food. An anonymous email went out to an editor at the local paper about this!

Small minds stage small revolutions. I say, "Forget cake! Let them eat cheese, crackers, and Chardonay just like me!"

Love,
Your Onliest Cowgirl